Friday night, I was ready!
To sleep to prepare for the debauchery lined up for Saturday evening. And so I headed home with some pep in my step and excitement in my chest. Saturday went by like a blur. Not quite. I played some video games with my friends.
Then I went home and got dressed. I was ready to attend this big bad sex party!
And so I put on my best cologne and got dressed in my tudinyane outfit. I hollad at my boy and we started heading out. First, to eat at that place everyone goes to on weekends either before or after they go out. Right next to the mall and the vibanda where rats the size of dogs were found.
You see, I was on a mission. Ever since I first saw this:
I was hellbent on attending. Even if it meant I miss out on Earthdance. The last time we attended a sex party, our corespondent tells us it was lit and had the photos to prove it:
PARENTAL ADVISORY, THE PHOTOS YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS PG18. MPASHO WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OFFENSE TAKEN FROM THE VIEWING OF THE PHOTOS.
Now get ready to get blown away:
But now onto the party that is the reason for this piece.
I was in deep! And so we headed out to the location.
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